…has devolved to walking at 3.5 pace while drinking beer and watching ‘Glee’.
The more you post about God…
…the less you are married. Maybe there’s a reason Jesus doesn’t “like” your statuses.
Dear blonde…
…the many albums of you in various chin over the shoulder, pouty lipped, looking off into middle distance, flipped hair pose make me want to kick you in the vag.
Just FYI…
…comedy works better when you’re funny.
It’s great that you think her smile is cute…
…but the rest of us are only looking at her tits.
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