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Might as well…
…call the “Status Shuffle” the Stupidity Shuffle.
Dear facebook guy…
when you give advice in the comment section of statuses that are meant to be rhetorical or generate humorous comments, your cluelessness is showing.
You just sincerely thanked God…
…for giving you time to play your Nintendo Wii. Your insanity is showing.
Posting…
…’look how hot my wife is’ pictures like she is an object or a possession that you want to brag about is SO CLASSY.
Copying and pasting a Facebook status…
…will not cure cancer. Or anything, for that matter. Except me wanting to be friends with you.
Posting pictures of your new material possessions…
… is tacky. When you didn’t even do a goddamned thing to earn the money that bought them, it’s just fucking obnoxious.
Yeah, we get it…
…you’re in a band. Yay for you.
Really…
…MUST you give a list of every errand you’re going to run today in your status?
Glad to see…
…that you ‘like’ being happy. You forgot to add “at the expense of my children.”
