…call the “Status Shuffle” the Stupidity Shuffle.
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Dear facebook guy…
when you give advice in the comment section of statuses that are meant to be rhetorical or generate humorous comments, your cluelessness is showing.
Posting…
…’look how hot my wife is’ pictures like she is an object or a possession that you want to brag about is SO CLASSY.
Really…
…MUST you give a list of every errand you’re going to run today in your status?
Oh..I see..
…a smiling, from the neck up profile picture, no status updates or additional picture uploads means you are far too important in your professional life to engage in Facebook activity.
Glad to see…
…that you ‘like’ being happy. You forgot to add “at the expense of my children.”
There are three…
…mandatory things in life. Death, taxes, and providing birthday blowjobs.
Constantly posting…
…about how you wish it was spring isn’t going to make it arrive any faster.
Zen and the art of…
…managing the newsfeed so that you don’t get pissed off or feel like you’ve been kicked in the stomach when you check Facebook.
Oooh…
…you only eat organic. I GET IT. I’m going to take a bite of my processed cheese sandwich now.
