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You just sincerely thanked God…
…for giving you time to play your Nintendo Wii. Your insanity is showing.
Copying and pasting a Facebook status…
…will not cure cancer. Or anything, for that matter. Except me wanting to be friends with you.
Posting pictures of your new material possessions…
… is tacky. When you didn’t even do a goddamned thing to earn the money that bought them, it’s just fucking obnoxious.
You do realize that…
…railing against people expressing their opinions which you do not favor is tantamount to proselytizing yourself, don’t you?
Yeah, we get it…
…you’re in a band. Yay for you.
Congratulations on the kid…
…not so much congratulations on naming it something it’ll spend its life hating you for.
You’re in Love…
…with a horse. With a horse? Seriously? There are videos about that kind of thing on the Internet, you know. You should look them up. You could make some money.
The more you post about God…
…the less you are married. Maybe there’s a reason Jesus doesn’t “like” your statuses.
Just FYI…
…comedy works better when you’re funny.
