…mandatory things in life. Death, taxes, and providing birthday blowjobs.
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Zen and the art of…
…managing the newsfeed so that you don’t get pissed off or feel like you’ve been kicked in the stomach when you check Facebook.
Sometimes…
…when you give your mom medical advice, it ends up being sex advice. Just saying.
Running on the treadmill…
…has devolved to walking at 3.5 pace while drinking beer and watching ‘Glee’.
