…about how you wish it was spring isn’t going to make it arrive any faster.
Category Archives for Dear Idiot
Congratulations on the kid…
…not so much congratulations on naming it something it’ll spend its life hating you for.
Oooh…
…you only eat organic. I GET IT. I’m going to take a bite of my processed cheese sandwich now.
Dear blonde…
…the many albums of you in various chin over the shoulder, pouty lipped, looking off into middle distance, flipped hair pose make me want to kick you in the vag.
