…when you give your mom medical advice, it ends up being sex advice. Just saying.
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The more miserable someone actually is…
the more likely they are to post statuses saying how happy they are.
Running on the treadmill…
…has devolved to walking at 3.5 pace while drinking beer and watching ‘Glee’.
Dear blonde…
…the many albums of you in various chin over the shoulder, pouty lipped, looking off into middle distance, flipped hair pose make me want to kick you in the vag.
